The Whizzinator is a discreet device designed to help users pass urine drug tests. It consists of a prosthetic penis, synthetic urine, and heating pads. Using it properly is key to avoiding detection.

The Prosthetic Penis

Whizzinator is a discreet synthetic urine device designed to resemble the male urinary tract and used primarily to fool drug tests. It comes with a false penis (available in several skin tones), a synthetic urine reservoir, heating pads, urine heater kit  and a syringe. The device also includes a detailed instruction manual.

Whizzinators received widespread media coverage in 2005 after Onterrio Smith, a former Minnesota Vikings running back, was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Smith's failure to pass a subsequent NFL drug test led to his suspension and the loss of his NFL career.

The Whizzinator patent holder and co-owner of the company that sold the device, Puck Technology, took the Fifth at the congressional hearing. But the brand lives on, and its website now says that "ALS Products are not intended for any illegal use or to defeat lawfully administered, government-administered, workplace drug testing." The company now sells a female version of the Whizzinator along with a variety of other adult novelty items.

The Reservoir Bag

The reservoir bag contains synthetic urine, which is manufactured to closely mimic the physical and chemical properties of real pee. The liquid contains urea, creatinine, uric acid and other compounds to replicate the pH level, specific gravity and color of real urine.

When it’s time to use the Whizzinator, follow the instructions provided with your model. This might involve squeezing the prosthetic or unclipping a valve to release the fluid. Some models are even designed to keep the fluid at a particular temperature.

For best results, practice a few times before the actual test. This helps to build confidence, ensuring that the device doesn’t look suspicious during the testing process. It’s also important to use the right amount of synthetic urine, as excess may raise flags during the testing process. Whizzinator is a discreet tool that can help you get through stressful situations without worry. It’s a great alternative to detoxing in the days leading up to your test.

The Heating Pads

Whizzinator kits include a fake penis, tubing with valve, heater strips (to keep the synthetic urine at body temperature), and a bottle or packet of the dried urine. Some also include a syringe for transfer, branded cleaners, and replacement parts. Prices fluctuate, but most complete kits are in the mid hundreds of dollars.

Buyers should be wary of claims that a device is guaranteed to pass drug tests. No manufacturer can guarantee test results across lab methods or policies, and taking a novelty device into a lab could escalate a routine visit into a refusal or tamper determination. Purchases should be made through official channels such as the brand’s own website or ALS. Discreet shipping and privacy options are common, and return policies vary.

The Syringe

Whizzinator is a wearable prop that looks like a body part and dispenses liquid that’s marketed as synthetic urine. Its most controversial use is to defeat drug tests, a practice that can violate laws and policies in safety-sensitive jobs.

Many whizzinator kits include a large syringe that allows the user to transfer liquid from a bottle to a pouch quickly and cleanly. They also feature heating pads or heater strips that warm the syringe when pressed against skin, mimicking body temperature.

Additional products such as powdered urine that reconstitutes with water enable training at home and familiarization with the set-up before a test. Privacy Belt is another useful addition that ensures a discreet fit and a tight seal that’s difficult to detect by advanced testing technology.